February 2012
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Babies are weird.
They have no personality. They have no passions, no interests, no opinions. Some are quieter than others, some eat more than others, some learn to walk quicker than others, but none of them actually have a personality.
I don’t think I should ever have children. I absolutely love children, but babies are awful and terrifying. I don’t know if I could love something that just eats and...
We fixed it because we did so teh I don’t think I could be happier if I tried!!!!
Drunk d&d with drunk crooks
I love Ayden so much and e is Judy do good to m forgive me ached everyone and he is the. Est I am so tha mcgl to have honk hn nt lu d
Yeah
Also jäger
And sknebakger
I love Ayden
I’m a gnome wizard motheffu kers
Sam is a sexy mama and Zacc is a fly pimp and...
Well. We just broke up. So that’s that, then.
Wow.
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I can’t stop dreaming about her! I’m trying my best to keep these thoughts out of my mind so I can focus on my life with Ayden, but every single night she pops up in my dreams.
Last night she kissed me and it was amazing. I actually woke up because my heart was racing so quickly, and immediately I just wanted to go back to sleep so I could return to her kiss.
Has anyone ever had...
Okay I’ve been trying to keep this contained until we actually buy it but I’m no good at keeping secrets so WE PICKED OUT A RING AND IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND OH MY GOD I’M SO EXCITED!!
Hdgofwiiberiinesh I don’t want to wait three weeks for it I want it now gitwhjjsriefhjy!
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I’m so damn confused.
I wish I were asexual. That would make my life so much easier! I’d never have to think about this shit again.
Ha, that money lasted a long time…
$300 to dad
$100 to Ayden
$100 on my credit card
$45 for bus tickets
$30 for my fines
$30 to Amnesty International
$19 for my meds
I can’t afford lunch ;__;
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Current balance: 623.35 CR
I’m so fucking exhausted. I’ve worked 11 out of the last 12 days. I get up at 7:30am and I get home around 10:00pm because public transport is my enemy. I’ve forgotten what proper sleep feels like.
IT WAS ALL SO WORTH IT.
A Saturday shift is the difference between seeing $500 and $620 in my account so I’m going to take that every single week. And when I start earning...
My job is great. I got seven sales today so I got absolutely smashed tonight without buying a single drink! My team leader was just like HEY EDEN YOUR AWESOME HAVE DRUNKS so I did !!
And yeah. I miss Ayden a lot. I love him. He’s good.
Alcohol is also good and food I quite hungry. Yes.
WHO ELSE IS FRUNK GELLO
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THREE CHEERS FOR DEUNK EDWN
There’s this one house that keeps featuring in my dreams. It looks like my childhood home at first, but then I realise that there’s a secret door that leads to a whole other section of the house. The rooms are huge and airy, and sheets cover all the furniture. Sepia photos of a family I don’t recognise are all over the walls. Every time I dream about this house, it slowly changes...
God fucking damn I wish I was a guy so I could just pee on a tree or some shit. I have the smallest bladder in the world and at least once a day I will find myself in complete agony from needing to hold it because there’s no toilet nearby. YOU MENFOLK DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW LUCKY YOU ARE.
Haha goodness me! I just read those drunk posts. I don’t even remember making those! I have no idea what I was trying to say. How ridiculous.
What I trying to say is that my job is entree than your life. But I’m drunk I dot engald.
I don’t fuxkif know what’s trap being buts its my road that since j hint this new jo so yeah. Auto correct is making me make Leanne sense than I lorn ally would. Fuxkif autocreexte FUCK
I LOCE MY JOB
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“I had a dream where Jeff Winger was a goat and I shaved him and milked him and...”
– Lanie. (via joyfulpantsofbuttlol)
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Do unto yourself as you’d do unto your neighbour.
It’s not an eye for an eye, it’s a favour for a favour.
And it’s okay if this world has a billion saviours,
because there’s so many things to be saved.
For the first time in our relationship, Ayden is genuinely pissed off at me, but it’s for the stupidest reason! I wanted him to have the first shower, coz I wanted to lie in for a bit because I didn’t get much sleep, and I always have the first shower. He’s actually seriously pissed at me! He full on stormed out, it was ridiculous!
What even the fuck O__O
cannibalismforbeginners asked: dude
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cannibalismforbeginners:
i vomited yesterday and i have no idea why i wasn’t feeling sick prior to the event and i didn’t feel particularly sick afterwards
my sister and her friend were drinking quite heavily but i didn’t touch a drop
but like
they had these coke bottles
naturally i presumed they were filled coke
…
Bitch we didn’t even fill them! We were mixing in glasses. We...
Tonight, after a good six months of being a recluse, I decided to go out and see a very old friend. It ended in her calling me a slut and a bitch and kicking me out of her house. Not the kind of thing you want when you’re trying your hardest to return to the social side if things!
Sitting on the side if the road in Seaford, hoping that a bus will rock up. I need to pee so badly and...
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It’s so hard to explain this feeling I have and how much it means to me to finally be this happy. So, let’s have a fun analogy!
It’s as though my whole life has been spent walking down a really really long road in complete darkness (and we may as well add some thunder and rain into this analogy for dramatic effect). Every day, I’d wake up and all I could see ahead of me...
I’m so drink. SO drunk I don’t even. I have to be up in five hours I drank passion pop tonight do I’m going to have the worst hang obey holy crap.
I LOVE MY BEW JOB THO.
I’m so drink.
Dear god this training day is going so fucking well. This job is just djkabsjaks amazing. The people are amazing, the environment is amazing, it’s all amazing!
I’m taking my lunch break in a really charming little pub. Goodness I’ve missed working in the city.
GUISE I DON’T THINK I CAN CONVEY HOW HAPPY I AM WITH LIFE RIGHT NOW. Things are just so damn great. Really...
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Good mooorning!
Yeah, I got about two hours of sleep. If that. I’m just feeling so… asldkgjaei! I don’t want to fuck things up with this job, but the lack of sleep is going to make it hard to pay attention to things. Silllyyyy Eden!
I have very good feelings about today, though. The air has good vibes in it! I get to go on a morning bus ride, which I always really love because this city is so...
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Bloooloooloooloooooo!
First day at fancy new jobbe tomorrow! Gotta sleep but I’m full of the nerves!
BLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOO!
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I decided that I should return to the horrendous world of Facebook for a little while, because of this new job. I’ll be working with 80+ people and it’s a really social environment; there are a lot of office social gatherings and parties. It will be a lot easier to fit in and get to know my new workmates if I cave in and get back on Facebook again.
I hate Facebook and the way...
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